These photos, originally posted in Buzzfeed, were brought to my attention by @goebejoe. Kudos to you, my friend, for stoking my haiku fire. I needed that. WARNING: a few may be unsuitable for younger readers.
Billy always hates
weekends at Satan’s…that’s some
court-ordered bullsh**.
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Old-time Basket Case.
But Belial is polite
and snappily dressed.
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Big Boss ”Cheeks” Malone
has Miami by the balls.
Yeah. Now beat it, kid.
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Lil’ Sarah Palin
hunts commies, armed with
misinformation.
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Bubba hates pink food,
except hot pink sirloin strips
wrapped in pink bacon.
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(Rattling along)
Top of the mourning to you,
my transparent friend.
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Sally says to Sam:
Who’s ready for some good head?
Don’t all speak at once.
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Team Lizzie Borden
wins Bloodiest Slaughter of
Innocents contest.
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Haha!!! These are the best yet. If I drank milk it would have flung from my nose. Thanks for the roaring start to the day!