Haiku Wednesday: Old Timey Adults

This Haiku Wednesday is made possible in part by some old timey adult public domain photos. Please feel free to leave your own Haiku in the comments section. Let’s make this an open collaborative project of hilarity.

Maxell commercial!
Where’d you get all those phonebooks,
thy airheadish maid?

 

Oh homely princess
with ice cream scoop hat and long
Bassett hound lace ears.

 

Is your Schick on strike?
Yes, professor Wolfman Jack,
you wear kid-sized specs.

 

BigThigh McLargeHuge:
Your legs are in charge, but you
can’t outrun me, sir.

 

Aunt May’s high again.
I’m paging Jason Voorhees:
Please make lemonade.

 

Ruiner of souls,
Crispin Glover, is that you?
What is the product?

 

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