Haiku Wednesday: Unright Animals

Long legged nightmare;
opposable thumbs AND fangs
to gnaw your life off.

Pudgy and swinging,
you are cute except for your
sharky black deadlights.

Ironic Dog gang,
fast food is made from collies.
I’m not lovin’ it.

Wolves French kiss all wrong…
Bite my face off why don’t you!
I can see your lunch.

Soul-shredding monkey!
What’s with the dude wearing the
fuzzy dog slippers?

Obscene nose AND mouth!
God’s sense of humor: e.g.
flesh-toned sex faced apes.


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