Haiku Wednesday…On Thursday: Part Deux

Lenny the Bear laughs
at the photog’s disregard
for his fellow man.

…..

Put ‘em up, sweet cheeks,
this random bird cage is mine!
And stop with that grin!

…..

Lynn admires Ann
for her negative jean size;
“one day I’ll be thin…”

….

Boot! Get your boot here!
Did I mention it’s RUBBER?
And we deliver!

 Help, I got it stuck!!
And Clucky’s pecking at it!
Dad?… Dad! Quit laughing!

Bored Ostfront soldiers
put on the best talent shows
next to the outhouse.

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2 Comments

  1. I genuinely LOL’d at the Clucky haiku!

  2. Glad you enjoyed it, Nigel.

    “Clucky” is my homage to the SNL skit for “The Cluckin’ Chicken” – http://www.hulu.com/watch/2317/saturday-night-live-cluckin-chicken


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