Haiku Wednesday: More Unexplainables

Basket case Billy;
Quick, someone slam the lid shut
and roll it downhill!

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 A Morton Salt ad
for a tasty suckling Babe,
When it rains, it oinks.

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Such conflicting props.
Quoth the raven, “Never horns!”
So David Lynch-esque.

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THEY LIVE for judgment,
numbered female namelessness,
and torpedo boobs.

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 This teddy bear sucks.
I want one that’s de-clawed and
 de-kill-instinct-ed.

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Sleepwalkin’ creepy:
Where The (olde) Wild Things Are on
All Ambien’s Eve.

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James insisted on
a steampunk-themed photo and
Lynn’s pissed — can you tell?

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