Haiku Wednesday: Bad Taxidermy

This post is dedicated to another website that I find both entertaining and unsettling: Crappy Taxidermy. These photos are all from this delightfully horrifying site.

 

Rabid Ol’ Yeller
Dive bombing all of us.
Get my rifle, son.

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Disturbs me so much
Texas Chainsaw Massacre…
Scots and goats don’t mix.

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The eye in the sky,
A
Canon raven zooms in.
Nevermore, my head.

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Big-headed Tigger,
You look like you are gonna
Come out of the booth.

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Dogs playing poker,
Rico Suave playing gin,
In his deer fashion.

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Smiling stiff doom,
Toothy decor for your room.
I’ll club you myself.

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