Haiku Wednesday: Scary Monkeys!

He soaked in terror.
Look into the eyes of doom
and see grinning death.

Scary flip-top head
Like a live dental dummy
to swallow you whole.

Canker sore monkey,
you wake and bake every day…
in between killings.

Denture-less and gray,
the naked old man monkey
listens to lectures.

Perma-80’s hair…
The Skid Row of your species.
God Thunderdomed you!

Skeletorium:
Double nightmare incarnate.
I just wet myself.

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Haiku Wednesday: Unright Animals


Long legged nightmare;
opposable thumbs AND fangs
to gnaw your life off.

Pudgy and swinging,
you are cute except for your
sharky black deadlights.

Ironic Dog gang,
fast food is made from collies.
I’m not lovin’ it.

Wolves French kiss all wrong…
Bite my face off why don’t you!
I can see your lunch.

Soul-shredding monkey!
What’s with the dude wearing the
fuzzy dog slippers?

Obscene nose AND mouth!
God’s sense of humor: e.g.
flesh-toned sex faced apes.

Haiku Wednesday Part I

Haikus are pretty interesting forms of word art. A refresher of the rules: Haiku is one of the most important form of traditinal Japanese poetry. Haiku is a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. They can be created around anything…and to prove my point I have written the following haikus around a few random images for your viewing pleasure on this beautiful Wednesday.

I'd rather stab my eyes out.

Oh redneckery
Left turns for eight hours
Someone kill me now
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A scene from the last act of Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye movie.

Mob husband gets mad
Table turner skyscraper
Ledge walks to the end
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Johann Heinrich Füssli's 1802 oil painting "Nachtmahr"

 Monkey nightmare fuel
That jerk horse stands idly by
Please get off my chest
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I can’t even look at this photograph for very long.

Teeth to eat my soul
Stop looking at me right now
Nuke it from orbit
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I encourage you to join in on the fun. Please comment your own haiku on this post along with a link to the related image if applicable. 

Want more haikus? Check out these resources:

A Haiku Poem Blog

Morden Haiku Poetry

Haiku Pause