Haiku Wednesday: Unright Animals

Long legged nightmare;
opposable thumbs AND fangs
to gnaw your life off.

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Pudgy and swinging,
you are cute except for your
sharky black deadlights.

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Ironic Dog gang,
fast food is made from collies.
I’m not lovin’ it.

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Wolves French kiss all wrong…
Bite my face off why don’t you!
I can see your lunch.

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Soul-shredding monkey!
What’s with the dude wearing the
fuzzy dog slippers?

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Obscene nose AND mouth!
God’s sense of humor: e.g.
flesh-toned sex faced apes.

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Haiku Wednesday: Old Timey CATS!

Their paws say “let’s play”
But their eyes say “this is hell”!
Kneeless dolls can’t jump.

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ANTHROPOMORPHIZED!
Tranquilized pets are cute but
they can’t write letters.

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May I introduce
Sir Frisk N. Litter, Esquire
at your service ma’am.

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Tied to chair with twine
ADHD cat photos
never go as planned.

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Both look as happy
as human pairs of that time.
Arranged marriage fail.

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Cat carriage of death,
You’re a nightmare with a hat
made from human brains!

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