Haiku Wednesday: A Halloween Ode to Horror

 
Legend of Zelda;
Anorexic PSA,
A pawn of the King.

 

 The sight of this clown
Makes me need to change my drawers…
They all float down here!


Overlook Furries,
Gimme some snort-hog lovin’!
You’re my caretaker ❤


I don’t feel so well.
Puppetmasta, puke fasta!
This grosses me out*

 *Actually grosses me out.

 

 

Leatherface Wanted:
Tall, must fill up a doorway,
cross-dress / skin sew soft.


Turn around, bright eyes.
The pow’r of soup compels you!
Hey, who wants split pea?


{Besties with Pinhead}
I have a HUGE toothbrush and
I floss with your fear.

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Haiku Wednesday: Bad Taxidermy

This post is dedicated to another website that I find both entertaining and unsettling: Crappy Taxidermy. These photos are all from this delightfully horrifying site.

 

Rabid Ol’ Yeller
Dive bombing all of us.
Get my rifle, son.

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Disturbs me so much
Texas Chainsaw Massacre…
Scots and goats don’t mix.

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The eye in the sky,
A
Canon raven zooms in.
Nevermore, my head.

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Big-headed Tigger,
You look like you are gonna
Come out of the booth.

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Dogs playing poker,
Rico Suave playing gin,
In his deer fashion.

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Smiling stiff doom,
Toothy decor for your room.
I’ll club you myself.

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