Haiku Wednesday: A Halloween Ode to Horror

 
Legend of Zelda;
Anorexic PSA,
A pawn of the King.

 

 The sight of this clown
Makes me need to change my drawers…
They all float down here!


Overlook Furries,
Gimme some snort-hog lovin’!
You’re my caretaker ❤


I don’t feel so well.
Puppetmasta, puke fasta!
This grosses me out*

 *Actually grosses me out.

 

 

Leatherface Wanted:
Tall, must fill up a doorway,
cross-dress / skin sew soft.


Turn around, bright eyes.
The pow’r of soup compels you!
Hey, who wants split pea?


{Besties with Pinhead}
I have a HUGE toothbrush and
I floss with your fear.

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1 Comment

  1. hahaha, these are perfect!!! “I floss with your fear” hahahha


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