These photos, originally posted in Buzzfeed, were brought to my attention by @goebejoe. Kudos to you, my friend, for stoking my haiku fire. I needed that. WARNING: a few may be unsuitable for younger readers.
Billy always hates
weekends at Satan’s…that’s some
court-ordered bullsh**.
…
Old-time Basket Case.
But Belial is polite
and snappily dressed.
…
Big Boss “Cheeks” Malone
has Miami by the balls.
Yeah. Now beat it, kid.
…
Lil’ Sarah Palin
hunts commies, armed with
misinformation.
…
Bubba hates pink food,
except hot pink sirloin strips
wrapped in pink bacon.
…
(Rattling along)
Top of the mourning to you,
my transparent friend.
…
Sally says to Sam:
Who’s ready for some good head?
Don’t all speak at once.
…
Team Lizzie Borden
wins Bloodiest Slaughter of
Innocents contest.
…
…
September 15, 2011
Categories: Wordsmithing . Tags: Belial, Buzzfeed, funny poems, Haiku, Lizzie Borden, Miami, Poetry, random photos, Sarah Palin, Satan . Author: Famous After I Die Art & Digital . Comments: 1 Comment