In 2005 my husband and I received a frantic emergency call at 9:00pm from our friends Tom and Colleen. We needed to check eBay stat!
What we saw put us into such hysterics of tearful laughter that it was imperative that we have this item. The intrinsic humor value was too high to pass by.
The two of us couples won the auction and split the $175 price tag with the verbal agreement of joint custody. And soon Gary the gaping mouth mannequin boy arrived.
To the “waste-of-money” chortles of both of our families, Gary’s presence has endured through two households, two weddings, Christmases, Halloweens, and various other photo opportunities. He is a giant, posable, dressable conversation piece.
When my husband and I had first visitation of Gary, we’d kept him in our living room, I’d walk into the living room from the kitchen, let’s say, and nearly pee myself because I’d forgotten about him being there – this happened 10x a day. Countless times has Gary been the pawn in practical jokes: often being quietly placed in the rooms of sleeping house guests and posed in the front room windows. Through the years his quiet bravado, sassy tilt of the head, and uncanny ability to maintain the same weight has kept us all enamored and intrigued. He’s a friend and a confidant.
Click Here To Friend Gary on Facebook!
The four of us responsible for Gary realize that his acquisition speaks more about us all then it does him. And he has served as a sort of friend litmus test as well; because hey, if you are too cool for school to hang with Gary, the rest of us probably aren’t for you, either. So this post is dedicated to that creepy mannequin art that offers jolts of surprise, laughs, raised eyebrows, and photos year after year.
Gary Lights Up the Neighborhood at Christmas
- Gary is a Certified Zombie Survivalist and Lounge Pants Enthusiast
- The Life of the Party
- An Entertainer at Weddings
If you think Gary would make a good addition to your circle of friends, I’m sure he’d be delighted if you
friended him on Facebook.
April 21, 2011
Categories: Curious Goods . Tags: Christmas, conversation piece, creepy, doll, ebay, Facebook, Humor, Mannequin, photo, scare, weddings . Author: Famous After I Die Art & Digital . Comments: 1 Comment