Haiku Wednesday: Bad Taxidermy

This post is dedicated to another website that I find both entertaining and unsettling: Crappy Taxidermy. These photos are all from this delightfully horrifying site.

 

Rabid Ol’ Yeller
Dive bombing all of us.
Get my rifle, son.

…..

Disturbs me so much
Texas Chainsaw Massacre…
Scots and goats don’t mix.

…..

The eye in the sky,
A
Canon raven zooms in.
Nevermore, my head.

…..

Big-headed Tigger,
You look like you are gonna
Come out of the booth.

…..

Dogs playing poker,
Rico Suave playing gin,
In his deer fashion.

…..

Smiling stiff doom,
Toothy decor for your room.
I’ll club you myself.

…..

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